The Celibate Promises:
1) We will be more available to our children
2) We will be more present and productive at work.
3) We will become stronger and more supple.
4) Our financial situations will clear up.
5) Our artistic and “spiritual” aspirations will be realized.
6) Self-draining sexual/romantic relationships will suddenly wither and die
7) We will have more clarity, intuition and personal power.
8) We will have more fun.
9) We will finally...relax